"I'd like to announce, loud and clear,
the name of the new Human of the Year.
Kellie, come receive your prize!"
In front of a thousand prying eyes
I step along the luminous floor
rotting to my very core
a thousand hands are clapping, clapping
tapping, rapping at my inner door
I smile and let out a sigh,
wave and nod and nothing more.
You know no trouble, know no fear,
not you! You're Human of the Year!
I step up to the podium, sway.
There's something that I have to say.
I take the trophy, shining gold
under, plastic that I can't behold
but I smile big, say thank you sir,
say I don't deserve it - and honest slur
and keep the